pencil sharpener 

(v)When a penis gets so torn up from the teeth of a female during oral sex to the point that its pointy

My dick is now totally mangled after that crazy vampire woman gave me the old pencil sharpener.

pencil sharpener by Jack Quinn October 16, 2005

Dick sharpener 

another name for the female's vagina

jon loves his new dick sharpener

Dick sharpener by Duh'nae December 16, 2007

Penis sharpener

Also known as a dildo maker, it is a pencil sharpener like device that can turn objects into the shape of a dildo, such as popsicles, vegetables or candles. It fuctions like a spiraliser to turn boring vegetables into exciting, appetising shapes

We need to order more penis sharpeners for the kitchen

Penis sharpener by Scarfinger February 19, 2018

German Pencil Sharpener

The act of cutting a whole into a living or nonliving human being's head and fornicating with the wound

That German Pencil Sharpener made my shlong extra sharp!

German Pencil Sharpener by slicky brown nipples March 21, 2009

Alabama Pencil Sharpener 

When you or your bitch sticks a toe in your dick hole

hey avery how was your date last night?
good I gave gabe an alabama pencil sharpener and he nutted.

Alabama Pencil Sharpener by getmynuts77 May 9, 2019

Pencil sharpener 

An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina

Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener

Pencil sharpener by Peepeesauce556 April 25, 2017

blade of a pencil sharpener 

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

blade of a pencil sharpener by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016