When you go into a restroom to
take a leak,
wash your hands.. and during that process someone is
dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.
I went to the restroom to
take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked
from behind, he could have waited
10 seconds and nobody would have known...