second hour

A topic with more questions than answers, requiring a group of nerds to discuss it for at least an hour.

The term originates from Office Hours Global, a daily live-streamed panel discussion between media professionals. The second hour of the show is usually a deep-dive into a specific topic.

Person 1: hey did you hear about that obscure, highly technical feature that Apple released yesterday which is available only in some countries?
Person 2: that’s gotta be a whole second hour.

by vna-austria October 12, 2021

Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Second Hand Tunes

The audible pollution emanating from cheap, poorly fitted earbuds, such as the free buds doled out from Apple. Victims of second hand tunes are forced to listen to the distorted treble range of tunes typically in venues where quiet is the social norm (public transit, cafes, libraries).

When Ken and I took our seats on the train, we quickly realized we were the victims of second hand tunes pouring out of Tank's cranium.

by dbader October 10, 2008

second to none

First, number 1, or the best.

I'm second to none, bitch!

by >0 November 22, 2007

second option

Second Choice means that they chose someone over you first but they could always go to you as their second choice (simplified version) they picked someone over you (if that happened to you I'm sorry it did it happened to me to do don't feel alone love you boo ❤️)

He chose her over me which makes me the second option
She chose him over me which makes me the second option
They chose them over me which makes me the second option

by playamoungus October 30, 2020

second hand stoner

one who gets high off of the fumes of another person's blunt.

person #1: hey, do you smoke?
person #2: nope, i never have.
person #1: but i saw you high the other night!
person #2: yeah, i'm a second hand stoner.

by Alalalalalex August 6, 2007

second button

The second button from the top of a male's uniform is often given away to a female he is in love with, and is considered a way of confession. The second button is the one closest to the heart and is said to contain the emotions from all three years attendance at the school

Can you give me the second button?

by gniagnyte November 11, 2017