Saskia is so funny she is a tall blonde ans she is so talented. She had a boyfriends but he wasn't worth it. She is always so kind a trying to help people she also love Pandas, she is amazing at sport and loves animals
saskia is the most sweetest loveliest person on the whole existence of the planet!! she is so so pretty and cool and awesome and she deserves the world!! although sometimes she can feel a bit insecure and under the weather, she needs to know how important and special she is to those around her!! saskia is the bomb, i love her sm <33
guy 1: yoo whos that cute girl over there? she let me copy her homework and i thought she was kinda cute so i wanted to get her number.
guy 2: her? oh, that’s saskia. shes so nice!!
Saskia is like a ninja. She is black and bold. She likes old guys and she is Aisan. If you are a freind with her you cant get out of that freindship. It is like a magnet and gets annoying sometimes. She is really fun to hangout with and she will steal your girlfreind if you are not carefull. her best freind is people that start with A. She think she is jj but in reality she is like a peice of shit. She looks like shit but her personality covers her face well.
Aayush: Im gonna take this person to oscars...
Saskia: Fuck no im taking her to oscars...
Aayush: Its ok you are still my good freind
Female version: A woman who is wrongfully accused of performing oral sex to a married dude during a resort destination wedding only based on "his" testimony. Character defamation. The victim of excessive male bravado.
Male version: A woman who freely gives blow jobs to a married man at a wedding. Yayyaah.
Universally abridged version: an international blow job related incident of global concern where the jury is still out on what really transpired.
Man: "Man if i hadn't just gotten married, i would totally get Saskia'd."
Woman: "The thought of her getting Saskia'd is SO upsetting. My fly girl was not trying to swallow some fly....she just met the dude and thought he was an arrogant prick---plus it was waaay too humid to be in a tiny bathroom giving a hummer."