relations 

noun: sexual intercourse.

Can be used as not to sound as tacky or forward as other words.

Shall we have relations?

relations by NDR December 16, 2005

The Regulations of a Thief 

1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.

17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy

The Regulations of a Thief by Xero _ Manifest October 29, 2010

Ravelationship 

A friendship developed over the fiber related social networking site Ravelry. Such a relationship often involves discussions of the pros and cons of different types of yarn, needles, and the construction of sweaters.

I don't know her in real life, but we talk every day--we have a Ravelationship.

Ravelationship by Isabel W. February 28, 2010

realationship 

the state of being in a RELATIONSHIP that one would consider REAL.

Jerry: Yo aren't you guys friends with benefits?
Nick: No way bro, we're in a realationship.
Jerry: Wow Nick, thats a full on commitment.

realationship by theoneandonly21 October 26, 2010

Masturbation Revelation 

Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.

"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"

"Well what happened bro??"

"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"

Masturbation Revelation by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

Relationdick

Noun; when a female will only "clean pipe" (suck dick) and let you smash out with the impression of a long term committed relationship.

All i want is for this broad to dome me up, but she wants the relationdick. FUCK THAT!

Relationdick by wcpoet76 May 14, 2009

Post Cum Revelation 

The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.

John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.

Jason: So why didn't you?

John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time

Post Cum Revelation by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012