Readers Digest Version 

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.

Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?

Readers Digest Version by blockpass270 August 20, 2008

Donkey reader

A person who study a lot- a geek- a dork- a swotty person - a bokworm

My classmate is such a super donkey reader ,he does nothing but study & he's really socially retarded.

Donkey reader by posh21 January 14, 2015

Reader's Block 

When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one

She has a case of the reader's block, poor thing.

Reader's Block by Dummydum November 27, 2020

chip reader 

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

chip reader by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

Wedding Reader 

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.

The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!

Wedding Reader by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018

reamed 

To totally destroy, dominate, or defeat, often in a particularly brutal or embarrassing maner

<noob>: How could I lose ten to nothin'?
<733t>: You got reamed, son!

reamed by jwing789 September 3, 2005

Dirt roaded

To be violently pentrated from behind, or 'fucked', metaphorically.

"Dude how's the divorce going?"

"Not great man, she seriously dirt roaded me."

Dirt roaded by Youngunn21 April 27, 2013