Q-tip 

A Q-tip is used to clean debris out of one's urethra

I had sex, now I must cleanse my weiner hole with a Q-tip.

Q-tip by Jakobie Jacobson the third April 20, 2018

Q-Tip 

A q-tip is something that’s bad for you but you’ll keep doing/using it anyway.

“You shouldn’t use q-tips, they’re bad for your ears”
“I’d still q-tip it”

Q-Tip by UrbandictionaryisntalljokesANN May 24, 2019

Q-Tip 

NOUN
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.

Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!

Q-Tip by Broken Dock September 16, 2019

Q-tip 

An old person. They look like Q-tips with fuzzy white hair and white tennis shoes.

It's a bus load of Q-tips headed for the casino.

Q-tip by Who wouldn't wanna be me February 21, 2022

Q-tip 

Q-tip; the shape of a human being's soul, beginning from the abdomen up through the head; the Concept in thought was originated from the shape of a cotton swab, readily known as a Q-tip. From the abdomen up through the neck is the post of the cotton swab and the cotton portion resides in the head.

The man suddenly looked up at his wife and he can see her Q-tip. And then the night moved on...

Q-tip by Shermy Herman September 22, 2022

Q-tip 

That thing that will completely ruin your ears if you put it in them, but you still do anyway

I put Q-tips in my ears too many times, now I'm deaf in my left ear!

Q-tip by plasma.exe.exe.exe.exe.E.X.E July 9, 2023

Q tip 

Blue-ish stick with cotton on both sides

Used to remove what is most likely dead thoughts from the ear

man, you need to use a q tip

Q tip by Skan July 3, 2006