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Putin’s Pussy 

Vlady’s inadvertantly damning but affectionate pet name for his good friend living in the White House.
In a moment of unrestrained bromantic emotionalism, he petted the President’s gnarly yellow mane while softly whispering, “Does Putin’s Pussy want a little treat?”
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Putin khuylo 

Ukrainian for “Putin is a dickhead”. Or “Putin, the dickhead”.
Putin khuylo is losing his war in Ukraine.
Putin khuylo by BlitzRowsey March 5, 2022

Putin’s Bitch 

Being Putin’s Bitch is the price he pays for his unrestrained, rip-snorting pussy grabbing habit caught on tape in hotels all across Moscow.
(n.) a stealthy, shadowy, sinister figure that orchestrates and manipulates others for his/her personal (financial or political) gain, without regard of fallout or harm caused.
Beware of your dealings with Vlad, he has an evil me first persona. He's a putinik!

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putinik by Csinaco January 16, 2011

Pale Putin 

Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.
Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.
Pale Putin by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
A Quebec (or French-Canadian) staple, a dish of homemade french fries topped with white cheddar cheese curds and beef gravy (wannabes and some americans have been known to serve this dish with any cheese and turkey gravy). Generally served in a styrofoam container or carton.
Man, I ate so much poutine my heart hurts!
poutine by Discofunk March 29, 2005