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Povedans 

Girls who study as Saint Pedro Poveda College. They are usually misinterpreted for being sluts, whores and the like. Although there may be some of those girls in said school, what school, in all honesty, DOESN'T have sluts and whores?
Povedans are misunderstood, and are actually quite kind. It always just depends on who you become friends with. Sadly, the louder ones are usually the sluts, which is why they are so misunderstood.

Contrary to popular belief, they do NOT talk like this:
"Like, OMG, did you, like, see the latest GG episode? OMG it was like, so totally cool!"
Seriously. What the hell. That sounds more like "dumb blonde" speak. Which Povedans aren't.
AC: OMG Povedans are such sluts.
Povedans: Really? Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black. ;)

AC: Povedans are such boy stealers.
Povedans: Thieves? It's not our fault we're hotter than you.
Povedans by angelxcollins April 17, 2011
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poked in the nuts 

A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.
Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.
poked in the nuts by Sambosa June 24, 2005
Related Words
Poxed Poned POed poped poked paxed Povedans Pixed poled pomedy
Past Over Dosed
Lets get PODed (Like High as Hell Or real fuckn DRUNK!!)!
PODed by Little B December 28, 2003
Pissed off. Angered!
I'm so fucking POed at Bob, because he fired me from Wal-Mart!
POed by Molly February 22, 2004
To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.
I poned you (I buttfucked you).

You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).
poned by blackholedying October 12, 2008
Something the Jonas Brothers messed up. Poser lingo for the internet slang word 'pwned' as in being owned or disgraced by someone else.
10 Year old Jonas Brothers Fan: Omg liek you got poned.

Me: Its 'pwned' you stupid fuck
poned by ItAiNmTOSCA November 4, 2008
A word to used in place of "majorly stoned" when you are in a public place. poned = blazed to the max (from smoking weed).
"I only had two hits of that grade and I am soooo poned."
poned by Mistress Q February 6, 2008