An index describing the level of "Polak" in a given sentence. Perhaps best used by Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, in a lecture given to a local business school in Scranton.
Business School Student: "How has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"
the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. He always says yessss. He should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. He usually dances good and has fowhawk. He should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.