ham planets

Yet another "creative" insult for those of us that have any fat whatsoever.

Idiot 1: Why do ham planets always cut themselves? Stupid fatties.

Idiot 2: I was out drinking last night, and the ham planets were all over me, man.

ham planets by Sigh January 4, 2013

Planetesimal 

Planetesimals are objects of some Km of diameters that are thought to have formed during the solar system's formation.

Asteroids and comets are leftover planetesimals that have not been incorporated into a planet during this period

Planetesimal by Andrew scrivner April 28, 2005

Planetentiary 

the feeling you feel when you are in a world of billions of humans but feel completely alone.

I wonder if any one cares about what I'm living through or would care if I told them about it?

Clearly not because I'm all alone in this lonely planetentiary.

Planetentiary by P.CHOMP July 5, 2016

Plantes bird 

A bad ass bitch that you don't want to fuck with

She was a real plantes bird at that party last week...

Plantes bird by Kate minden March 21, 2017

Planetist

Someone that believes that Pluto isn't a planets therefor they are Planetists

Maddie: "Pluto isnt a planet!"
Colby: " fuck you, you planetist"

Planetist by saylxss January 11, 2022

Planeteering 

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!

"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."

Planeteering by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022

planetus 

amogus planet sus

planetus sus amogus sussy

planetus by Vivanshnonsense59 August 3, 2023