puppy snack

some one that is being useless or "being a pussy"

"stop being such a puppy snack, your not helping at all"

puppy snack by em1phobic June 10, 2021

scottsdale puppy snatcher 

When you are doing it doggy style, and you reach around with both hands to cup her big fake breasts.

Do you remember that girl from the bar last night?
I totally gave her the scottsdale puppy snatcher.

scottsdale puppy snatcher by ASUSparky December 31, 2007

lost puppy syndrome 

When one who is in a relationship finds themselves constantly looking around for their significant other at seemingly random times in hopes the other will randomly appear.

Also used when texting, where there is a lull in the conversation and you finds yourself staring at your phone or checking it often to see if a new text has arrived that you somehow missed in the 3 seconds since you last checked.

Can be abbreviated LPS

Bob: What is Steve looking around for?
Charlie: He's hoping that Susan will show up any minute
Bob: Isn't she in Georgia?
Charlie: Yeah but he's got lost puppy syndrome... he can't help but looking around

lost puppy syndrome by nandjare1 December 18, 2009

Poppy Shlumping 

Going around killing mexicans

Hey, wanna go poppy shlumping later tonight? I saw a ton outside 7/11.

Poppy Shlumping by Jakemin April 4, 2019

Poppy show 

1. Foolish exhibition, a person who makes a foolish exhibition of themself.
2. An exclamation of surprise.
3. Someone who lives to brag.

What a poppy show! She came in with her new man to her ex's wedding without an invitation.

Poppy show by CMHUrbanDictionary March 8, 2021

poppy seed 

A seed of a poppy flower that contains a good item of concern

Poppy seed highs

poppy seed by larstait October 29, 2003

Grand Pappy Smash 

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

Grand Pappy Smash by Da Man July 16, 2004