Petey the Dog

The act of taking your poo covered finger and rubbing a brown circle around the eye of your lover. Like the Dirty Sanchez but involving the right eye of your lover instead of their upper lip.

Bonus points if you say "Darla, do you love me?" afterwards. Extra bonus is she says "Yes!"

She was really special and deserved something to remember me by, so I gave her Petey the Dog.

Petey the Dog by Alfalfa August 3, 2004

petey pipe 

A clear hollow device that has a bulb with a hole- (commonly referred to as a carborator)-in it at one end and a connecting tube that extends outward from it, and is commonly used for the smoking of methamphetamines.

Hey George, load up the petey pipe with some of that ice.

petey pipe by Daryl Moore September 15, 2006

Petey Pounds 

A fat kid, who usually is one of the popular kids.
The Ladies love him, and he's always drunk for some reason. He loves to show his belly and make fun of people. And on occasion he smacks a bitch. He worships fat comics and rappers like Chris Farley and Biggie...that sums it up.

Yo Petey Pounds Just Beat Down Another Girl

Did you hear Petey Pounds rapping?

Petey's Poundin em' Down

Petey Pounds by Jesus` June 12, 2008

Petey Wacker

A Name People Use when THey Dont Want To Say Penis Or Dick Or Cock.

Keep Talking Shit Imma Kick You In Your Petey Wacker

Petey Wacker by PhreshyPhrsh March 19, 2009

Petey McJigglins

Huge ass knockers. The kind of boobs you wanna play with all night.

Who dat chick that has dem fiiine petey mcjigglins?

Petey McJigglins by ChriFitz June 1, 2005

petey pablo 

extremely talented rapper with a great flow. conflicted. great albums.


www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels.

petey pablo has the best flow in rap ever. dont forget

www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels. thank you for your time

petey pablo by aaron and pat April 12, 2005

Petey Pablo 

Worst. Rapper. Ever.

John: Petey Pablo sucks

Tim: Word

Petey Pablo by Johnny Johnothan August 14, 2006