My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

My eyes are peeing by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010

peeping thong 

A phenomena that occurs when a lady exposes her thong undergarments purposefully, or not. Also, when the distincitve triangle of a thong or g-string shows above a woman's pants with the strings also visible.

Peeping thong is also known as a whale tail, a whale tail is the effect that happens when a girls G-string or Thong becomes exposed as she walks, bends over or squats. Actually whenever you can see that wonderful exposed thong in the shape of a whale's tail. Lowrise jeans and higher cut thongs are creating for extremly great Whale Tails around as more and more thongs become exposed, so keep an eye out and get ready with your camera to catch these beautiful whale tails!"

peeping thong by Jack J/ Johnson April 23, 2006

peeing on a stick

1. The act of taking a home pregnancy test, usually referring to someone who is hopeful for a positive result.

I'll be peeing on a stick if I don't get my period by Tuesday.

peeing on a stick by faerieprincess August 22, 2011

night piping 

an ominous way to say you’re going to sodomize your buddy later that night

Bro 1: “I was thinking about going Night Piping with Garret later”
Bro 2: “Can I come along? That sounds dangerous”
Bro 1: “I don’t think you know what I’m saying.. dawg..”
Bro 2: “Ohhh that gay shit”

night piping by NotPorbeans June 3, 2019

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish 

Misunderstanding a common piece of advice.

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020

Bull-peking 

An adjective used to describe something that is unusually woke or cool.

Me and my homeboy Krupel looked like bull-peking gods when we showed up freshly wiped and shaved.

My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.

That stew was bull-peking guys.

My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.

Bull-peking by GerthPaul December 13, 2022

Puping 

The act of simultaneously pooping and puking.

I was puping yesterday!

Puping by Proskeeter April 2, 2008