paradoxial

When a paradox type event has occurred.

After traveling back through time, I created a paradoxial event by destroying the facility that would have eventually created the time machine with which I traveled back through time.

paradoxial by lord joshua June 2, 2015

pardoning myself 

Masturbation

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

pardoning myself by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018

Parajoking 

Parajoking - when you paraphrase a stand up comedian, spin the joke up and claim it as your own.

John: I owe you this time dawg, lemme get you a 2 piece fish meal at The Manchester(Windsor, ON). Steve: Thanks man yoyo, don't worry about the tarter sauce, my tooth tarter build up will take it's place.

Background Ambience For A While Girl: Aww, thats just gross! And STOP THE PARAJOKING! Ruining the rep of olelate Mitch Hedberg!? Its "I got so much tarter, I don't have to dip my fishsticks in shit!"

Parajoking by tjfoz6 April 2, 2011

paradoxile 

A paradoxile is a physical version of a paradox

He's constantly put in stressful situations

But he is the most relaxed person I know

He is a paradoxile

paradoxile by squadddd May 17, 2014

ParadoxMg 

A 12 year old who thinks hes good at dancing that he recorded 10+ videos of him. He has more videos than subs. Also a Steph Curry Diehard fan.

(Curry) : AYO PARADOXMG HIT 300 SUBS!

(Tyrone) : You mean, 300 videos?

(Curry) : *Depressed sounds*

ParadoxMg by PizzaCool June 29, 2020

Paradoxical Eclipse 

Impending DOOM.

We will soon encounter the Paradoxical Eclipse!!!!

Paradoxical Eclipse by GodOfEclipse's March 15, 2021

PARADOXICAL SUMMATIONS 

The sum of two singular expressions which intuitively makes sense but the PLURAL is never conclusive and because of that in the first place both SINGULARS ARE INACCURATE to reach the PLURAL which is there where the paradox formation occurs.

E.9 A.15 I.22 T.27 D.27 O.28 R.30 H.33 F.35 S.38 C.38 U.40 G.40 L.42 W.42 Q.42 N.45 P.45 B.46 Y.47 K.51 J.52 M.53 V.66 X.68 Z.72

In this example the SUMMATIONS individually of EACH CIRCLE comes very close in EQUALING TOTAL DEGREES IN A CIRCLE but the PLURAL itself is 153 DEGREES OFF.

CIRCLE.179 CIRCLE.179 CIRCLE CIRCLE.358

CIRCLES.217

THE PARADOXICAL SUMMATIONS of CIRCLE in the SINGULAR form does not lead to the SUMMATIONS in the PLURAL FORM.

The PARADOXICAL SUMMATIONS CIRCLE CIRCLE.358 almost equals the number of DEGREES in a CIRCLE by using the two PLURAL taken each ELEMENT SEPARATELY IF you counted each CIRCLE as a DEGREE it indeed would EQUAL 360 DEGREES as if counting the TWO DEGREES OF FREEDOM.

PARADOXICAL SUMMATIONS by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE May 8, 2021