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panini paris 

someone who is the base of scubby. they are somehow pregnant in their 60s. they are a teacher who wants dick from the principle who is happily married but they cant be fired because they have the principles orgasm on their unreleased secret podcast.
Person 1: oh man.... we have to see panini paris in literature today.

Person 2: at least we get to see that scubby ass.
panini paris by ¡freebrock! May 10, 2019
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panini suck 

using a samsung automatic OCTA dissembler for "stuff"
She came into the tech room and asked for a panini suck, so we said "sure, the machine is open, have a seat".
panini suck by SlothWasInUse October 6, 2019

Panini Pressed 

The act of being sandwiched in between two huge beastly women.
I was in the club the other night when I started to make my way to dance with an extremely hot boppa when all of a sudden I was panini pressed between two grenades...not a good look for me bro.
Panini Pressed by brownboyCrew October 1, 2011

Panini Press 

Having sexual intercourse while having the female bent over the counter making a sandwich for the male counterpart. Sandwiches may vary in complexity from ham and cheese to a full blown BLT (frying of bacon included). The product sandwich may then be enjoyed by the man either instantly or to be stored away for a later consumption. (Packed lunches, etc.) In addition, if the cutting of meats such as salami is required, the female may choose to hold the meat steady with one hand and allow the thrusts to power the slicing of the knife.
While "Joe" was having the time of his life with "Sally", he became hungry. "Sally" then offered him a Panini Press to satisfy both his sexual and physical hunger.

Panini-tration

The act of sticking a panini up someone for pleasure.
After my boyfriend used panini-tration on me, he ate the panini.

Panini-ing 

a term used for someone that makes panini sandwiches all day. It involves alot of concentration because you want to insure that the sandwiches don't fall apart from too many layers.
Boss at work: "Get back to your panini-ing!"

Employee: "I will right after you give me back my concentration!"
Panini-ing by CoolGuy20ish May 22, 2010

Panini nigga 

A derogatory term used for a Homosexual/biracial individual
I Love my panini nigga.

My panini nigga is pretty gay
Panini nigga by Bigboy_911 April 24, 2019