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Phantom Pin Syndrome (PPS) 

"Phantom Pin Syndrome" (PPS) is the psychological disorder in which the subject feels compelled to bowl down a section of lane where pins no longer exist.

However, this may also be theorized as a type of clairvoyance in which the subject may sense and target pins on a different plane of reality from that of the bowler.

While there is no officially prescribed cure for PPS, studies have shown that subjecting those afflicted with the syndrome to an "improved musical atmosphere" via choice selections from a bowling establishment's jukebox may alleviate some of the behavior. Results may vary.
"After hugging the gutter and taking out the '7' pin, Sarah experienced a sudden case of "Phantom Pin Syndrome (PPS)" when she bowled down the same path and narrowly avoided the rest of the pins."
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Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS) 

A common condition suffered among most men ages 16 and over characterized by: immature behavior, acting like a scared little bitch, and crying because of lack of game.
Girl 1: Wow...Dan only invited me to this party so he could attempt to get in my pants and proceed to cry because he's an asshole and no one likes him.

Girl 2: He sounds like a major pussy.

Girl 1: Oh yes he is actually; he suffers from PPS...Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS).

Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS) 

The dramatic curve either up or down due to the 5-point seat belt. specifically due to the "crotch" belt point.
John: dude i just got my new job as a pilot!

Mike: Really how is it?

John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)

Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.

John: yeah.....

PSC OR PPS ROLIN 6 

DA PLUMAR STREET CRIPS OR PLUMAR PROJECT CRIPS RUN SOUTH CERTRO TUCSON ARIZONA INCLUDEING THA WESTSIDE PART OF TOWN THEY REPPIN centro and WEST SIDE SWORN ENEMIES OF SSPB AND WESTSIDE holly wood exclusively a latino and black gang highly organized very dangerous they carry black or blu rags out there left pocket
I saw some of dem psc or pps rolin 6 niggas in a tite ass car cuz.
PSC OR PPS ROLIN 6 by locco December 1, 2006
A friend group also known as pussy pounder strip club with about 9 girls and 1 boy:) it's great
Damn is that the PPSC
ppsc by PerryJ March 29, 2017

PPstinker 

Someone who is mean to people and does stupid things.
my friend is a PPstinker because he threw up on my dog.
Pistolet-Pulemet Shpagina (Shpagin's Pistol-Machinegun)was designed by Georgii Shpagin in '41 to match the Finns' and Germans' submachine guns. Simple and reliable, with a compensator to stem muzzle climb, the Ppsh had a staggering rate of fire as well as high accuracy and destructive power.

t.o. Operation: Blowback
RPM: 900
Fire: Semi-auto or full auto
Clip: 35r. box or 71 r. drum
Muzle Velocity: 1600fps
Weight: 12lbs w/ drum
1) I pulled out my Ppsh and downed 14 people. Not my fault the Russians made better guns - stop whining damn pussy Karsk'ers.
Ppsh by Freeked_Out October 1, 2005