PBS Pre Birthday Syndrome 

PBS

PBS is short for Pre Birthday Syndrome, A variation from the "PMS" (Pre menstrual syndrome) but in this case any gender could be affected.

Depression and other symptoms that may differ depends of the person, avoiding people, avoiding making plans for that day, avoiding celebrate it, and feel as miserable as you can. Being dramatic and impossible for those who actually want to celebrate it with you while you avoiding any kind of celebration drawing in your own crap!

A time to look back and think of all the things that went wrong in your life, everything you didnt accomplish an all that type of things.

Anna is have PBS, Pre Birthday Syndrome again this year, she just doesnt wanna go dancing!

I would be PBSing this week, please dont call me till my birthday is over, I am viction of PBS Pre Birthday Syndrome

PBS Pre Birthday Syndrome by deathlylover January 18, 2012

pbs kids 

The Soccer Mom's version of Cartoon Network, the Disney Channel, or Nickelodeon. EVERY show on it has to be "educational", and unfortunately not usually in an enjoyable way.

Bill: There's plenty of good cartoons on. Disney, Nick, PBS Kids. . .
Bob: You seriously watch PBS Kids?

pbs kids by El Squibbonator June 15, 2014

PBS and wank

An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."

My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.

PBS and wank by gonzobrains August 13, 2016

PBS KIDS 

If you had no cable you had PBS Kids a station with good morals and teaches 3 year olds how to add.

Tyler : Dude have you seen the episode of Arthur on PBS KIDS
ME : Yeah Dude! I’m so glad Arthur punched D.W

PBS KIDS by Ilikeschool24 March 17, 2020

pbs 

A public television station bashed by people when they realize the children's programs on there are more intelligent than they are. Also bashed by dumbasses who complain about pledge breaks who don't realize that the other 75% of the time they don't have to sit through commercials. The same people complain about commercials.

Has been the subject of political conflict whenever special advertising interests lobby elected officials into trying to hand the radio/television wave space to commercial television.

Oh yeah, Barney is broadcast for a half hour on weekday afternoons so die public television die.

Dittohead: They need to shut pbs down because I don't like it and I'm too stupid to work the fucking remote control.

pbs by The Thing That Should Not Be January 4, 2008

PBS Face 

The symptoms of PBS face are as follows. The forehead bridges directly into the nose, followed by the nose dropping seemingly directly into the chin. It is a very hideous disease and it is appropriate to point and laugh at.

Someone with PBS face looks like the symbol for PBS, it is very noticeable and obvious when you see it.

PBS Face by pbsface is here April 24, 2009

PBS and Chill 

Similar to Netflix and chill, but with someone over 40.

Whatcha doing tonight?

I'm gonna go by yo momma's house and PBS and Chill.

PBS and Chill by Jetblack50 April 2, 2019