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Monkey on the back 

A addiction, difficult task, or problem that cant be easily shaken or discarded.
Monkey on the back

Boss put a monkey on my back. Have decide who get laid off.

Tha low life pu th monkee back on EJ. He back on the Her'on agin

An't my Monkey aint my circus - cant help you.
Monkey on the back by RedCarl January 21, 2022

Get on the back half of that motherfucker 

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.
"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.

the numbers on the back 

it is your mom's credit card information
Ok now put the numbers on the back in chat

iced tea on the back porch 

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.
Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

rubber ducky on the back 

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s back
Dave: How was it last night?
Bob: I gave her the biggest rubber ducky on the back I could.

Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh 

Korean slang used by the front wall stocker at gardners supermarket.
Ahhhh Peyton, Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh