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Oakland Zoo

The Oakland Zoo rattled him so much he fouled out and went 0 for 16 from the floor. Damn the Oakland Zoo is awesome.
Oakland Zoo by DPJ December 7, 2006

Oakland Early College 

Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.
Where do you go to school?

Oakland Early College
Oakland Early what?

Oakland Nachos 

A snack food consisting of Doritos corn chips slathered in chocolate syrup.
I made Oakland nachos to eat while watching the Raiders game.
Oakland Nachos by Zayday December 12, 2015

Oakland Mimosa 

A drink characteristic of the Oakland, California region. Drink contains: one part Miller High Life beer (The Champagne of Beers), one part Four Loko.

Side effects may include: lock jaw, the spins, being jittery, making poor sexual decisions, and not being able to read for days.

Tastes like an Italian Soda, but don't be fooled.
I thought I was coming down from that snow, but it was just that Oakland Mimosa I had fo' lunch!
Oakland Mimosa by Girl in the Grey October 13, 2010

oakland booty

a booty that is large, round, AKA bootylicious
D town face wit an oakland booty
oakland booty by NNBTAD May 13, 2005

oakland maryland 

A SMALL SMALL TOWN.. where one side of the town is mixed with rich prick heads and sluts, and the other side is mixed with rednecks and meth addics
Oakland Maryland , where the men are men and so are the women.