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notification-rape 

When you get a stupid amount of notifications on Facebook over a short period of time
When Josh Gates doesn't watch his back Seth, Katarina, and Jessica will notification-rape him.
notification-rape by Katarina W. August 13, 2010

Nomifications 

Notification on Facebook about eating nomnoms
Notification+nomnoms (food)=Nomifications
(on facebook)
friend 1 status: im hungry, who wants to nomnom
friend 2 comment: where do you want to go get some food?
friend 3 comment: lets go get some burgers and beer!

friend 2 and 3's comment are considered to be nomifications
Nomifications by Nomificator January 21, 2011

Notification bomb 

The act of getting a group of people to all get on to a certain person's Facebook page and like everything on that page. When that person gets on Facebook later, they will have hundreds of notifications.
Ex. John: "Dude I got onto Facebook and had 143 notifications! I was excited until I realized it was because of you asshole dropping a notification bomb on me."

Notification Bankruptcy 

The act of not receiving any Facebook notifications relating to you over a long period of time. Also known as FAS (Forever Alone Syndrome)
"I declared Notification Bankruptcy after logging on for the first time in weeks."

Notification Effect

Entering an app with the intent of completing a task only to be distracted by the in-app notification. You then leave the app only to return again to try and accomplish your original task.
I went on Twitter to send a DM but I fell victim to the notification effect when I saw that little counter. Only once I closed the app did I remember what I originally needed to do.
Notification Effect by EdDaWord November 15, 2021

nonification 

It means notification. But said with a really heavy French accent
My mums *nonification* is really loud cause she’s deaf