Duly Noted 

A safe-for-work way to tell a smart ass "Fuck You." Usually said in a serious tone.

Smart ass: "You got some crack showing, dude."
Dude: "Duly noted."

Duly Noted by ajf1994 March 5, 2011

duly noted 

Used colloquially and incorrectly today by young people as a sarcastic and dismissive method of dismissing someone else's criticism -- often to have the last word.

Mature person, "I prefer to watch classic horror films because they relied on well developed storylines and good storytelling principles instead of today's CGI horror films"
Teenager, "duly noted."

duly noted by Ted The Teddy May 12, 2016

jewly noted 

When a helmet warrior acknowledges criticism.

'Hey Jew dick, Christmas is real'
'Jewly noted'

jewly noted by Womb Worm April 27, 2014

Duelly Noted

To note a matter of great importance. To recognize the ultimate level of verbal ecstacy.

"I have a third nipple"
"...duelly noted"

Duelly Noted by Nairb Llewoh November 15, 2003

duelly noted

To make note of something whilst simultaneously engaging in a duel of some sort.

Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Darth: Duelly noted.

duelly noted by Anglophone December 12, 2008

Duely noted 

An expression used in an email response when you're blowing someone off who is on a tangent that isn't worth responding to. There isn't much they can send back after this type of response.

Incoming email: "You should go jump off a cliff, you are worthless and you don't know what you are talking about."

Response: "Duely noted."

Duely noted by Kevin Esmeier October 27, 2007

bitch noted

a phrase used when one is rubbing something in a bitch's face after having won an argument

well da answer is 4! BITCH NOTED!

bitch noted by poopmonster222 May 28, 2010