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nipple effect

When a person's judgment is compromised when either thinking about naked breasts or by having them in front of their face.
"Did you hear about Bill?"
"No, what happened to Bill?"
"Some chick flashed her bazongas at him while he was driving and he crashed his car. The nipple effect was that he had to go to the hospital and miss work today."

Nipple dance 

When a lass is dancing all sexy and shit on your crouch and you slowly rub her nipples with your thumb and/or index finger, after receiving her prior concent , of course.
-Hey, what's Johnie doing ?
- Giving Martha the nipple dance, duh.

yellow nipple

A diease caught from smoking weed which causes your nipples to change to various colors, most commonly yellow, and also causes them to dry up and in some cases even uncontrollable milk spurtage. In very rare cases your nipple may bleed an/or grow upto 10 feet long.
(John enters doctors office)
John: doctor my nipples are changing colors
Doctor: Have you been smoking weed lately?
John: Yes i did just yesterday
Doctor: Well sir, you have yellow nipple diease
John: I should have seen this coming
Doctor: Ha, you said cum.

nipplesqueeze

Someone that is so annoying, you feel like your nipples are being squeezed.
Izzat-I have a 4.0 GPA and I have a shitty Mexican mustache.

Barry-Izzat, you are such a nipplesqueeze.
nipplesqueeze by BVOX September 19, 2013

Nippleage 

Permantly hard or erect nipples
It's not even cold and my girlfriend still has mad nippleage!!!

Sports Nipple 

the condition of raw irritation, soreness, chafing, or bleeding from one or both nipples caused by sports related activities.
1. Oscar had a severe case of sports nipple after surfing.

2. Harriet recieved a sports nipple infection from running without a sports bra.
Sports Nipple by Grant K. May 6, 2010