New Mexico maybe 

In New Mexico people won’t say no to an invitation or date what the will say instead is maybe which is basically in their mind a soft no. Only uncounted in New Mexico

I invited Joey to the party last night and he gave me a New Mexico maybe, he never showed up and didn’t answer his phone.

New Mexico maybe by El Capitán Sangre December 6, 2017

New Mexico Squirrel Chirp 

When you're eating her box and she vibrates a fart on your chin

"I was eating her pussy and she hit me with a New Mexico Squirrel Chirp."

New Mexico Squirrel Chirp by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019

new mexico hot pocket 

When you shit and piss in a pregnant ladies mouth then proceed to suck it out

Hey babe, want a New Mexico hot pocket?

new mexico hot pocket by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021

new mexico state university 

the best place for idiots to go to las cruces and get fucked up. Also this is where cristain lost his virginity to a biker.

new mexico state university is christain's new favorite place!

new mexico state university by dom the bommm. May 2, 2011

New Mexico Salt Lick 

When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.

"Have you seen Juan?"

"He went out to the desert to get a New Mexico Salt Lick"

New Mexico Salt Lick by Skazwozzer August 30, 2015

New Mexico Burrito 

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.

Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday

New Mexico Burrito by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018

New Mexico Monsoon 

A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans

"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"

New Mexico Monsoon by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018