Netflix and Spoon 

Watching Netflix while eating a gallon of ice cream with your friend trying to get over your failing love life.

hey, can you come over on Friday for a netflix and spoon session?

Netflix and Spoon by SterlingSilver17 November 22, 2016

Netflixer

A person who uses Netflix and popcorn to get someone to come "chill" when they actually want to fuck.

Girl: We never really watch "movies", he always wants to fuck. He's just a netflixer girl, don't fall for it.

Netflixer by C. Ferb January 18, 2015

Netflix and slow 

The act of two people who are romantically involved spending time together while not actually paying much attention to the Netflix istelf. Similar to Netflix and Chill except instead of leading to sex it leads to other acts like kissing, making out, cuddling, etc. Used by couples who are taking things slow and who aren't quite ready for sex at the particular time.

Bill: "So, how was your weekend, ya fucker?"

Darren: "It was pretty cool. I spent Saturday with my awesome girlfriend Dana."

Bill: "Nice, did yall netflix and chill?"

Darren: "Not quite, man. She's still not quite ready to be intimate and I respect her too much to pressure her into going farther than she's ready. We decided to Netflix and Slow instead."

Bill: "You kids and your romance. Sickening."

Netflix and slow by Ten1 October 14, 2016

Netflix and Shred 

Where you shred paper and watch Netflix.

Friend: What are you doing?
Me: I am just Netflix and shredding.

Netflix and Shred by RIPTheMemeMachine October 8, 2018

Netflix and Swill

Sitting at home alone pigging out on huge amounts of food, whilst watching Netflix. Like the fat piece of shit that you are.

What are you doing tonight Paul?
Netflix and swill.

Netflix and Swill by PAUL COOPS October 2, 2016

Netflix and Spill 

Largely similar to Netflix and Chill, but with masturbation instead of sex.

Jerry: Mate, what's with all the socks on the floor? And why are they all stiff?
Danny: Sorry, mate. That was the aftermath of many a Netflix and Spill session.
Jerry: ...
Danny: ...
Jerry: Mate, you need to get laid. More to the point, why are you watching Netflix while wanking? Have you never heard of porn?

Netflix and Spill by NotCaptainSlow April 6, 2017

netflix & chillin solo 

This occurs when you veg out in bed and watch Netflix by yourself. Typically said person is wrapped in a blanket, has not showered in days, and eats junk food the entire time. No sexual innuendo involved in this term.

Megan: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Netflix & Chillin Solo
Megan: *confused look*
Me: I will watch Netflix and lay in bed wrapped in a blanket with no shower and junk food all weekend.

netflix & chillin solo by DeniDoh January 13, 2017