Mystical Creature 

Mystical creature was a little mystical creature the size of my penis. Mystical is one of many alter ego's of the famous toxic mike, (aka mysterious). Mystical was grown up in a clean house hold, every thing was very tidy, and he loved to play with his brothers like hs liked to bone his mom up the ass. His mother was a huge boner who liked to eat chodes. One night her tampon leaked and it went into mystical's mouth. Mystical didn't like the taste of blood but he really like the taste of the tampon. Mystcial procceeded to chew like it was bublicious gum! MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM good, it was as tasty as cambells soup! Mystical then contracted "Toxic shock sydrome" and died on impact.

RIP: Biggies, tupac, MYSTICAL CREATURE!

Mystical Creature by Mysterious Passion May 7, 2004

Mystical Powers

Boobs, Tits, Breasts, Fun Bags, Use of Cleavage. Most chicks have them, some dont. They come in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors and varying degrees of power. Most of the population (male and female) succumb to their whim.

Most chicks use them to get out of trouble or get free shit. Which bothers me because I fall for it.

"Dude, why did you just spend your cab money buying that chick a drink?"

"Um... I don't know... Last think I remember was her leaning over, me looking down, and then me with my wallet out and empty..."
"She hit you with her mystical powers. They always win."

Mystical Powers by Awosomr September 27, 2011

Mystical Bitch-Tits 

An elderly woman who wears disgustingly suggestive clothing. Typically has a job teaching young children.

Oh God, my son has Mrs. Smith for his 3rd grade teacher, she is such a Mystical Bitch-Tits.

Mystical Bitch-Tits by Floppy Mcgee July 13, 2011

mystical animal

An animal beyond human understanding, like Kanye West

Kanye West is a famous mystical animal

mystical animal by Diagmel April 10, 2015

mystical taco 

Sometimes used when referring to a woman's vagina

Did you get any love last night ???

"Yeah ...she gave me a piece of her mystical taco "

mystical taco by CaseDaGreat May 31, 2017

mystical chicken 

memehar

you weird mystical chicken

mystical chicken by john w dodd March 5, 2018

Mystical Creatures 

Patrons that come out showing support for a wife that should not be screwed over by a shady sob

The mystical creatures came to my rescue when my CF aka sob threatened me to gain advantage.

Mystical Creatures by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018