sniffing muffins 

Very gay. Meaning a man who enjoys the company of other men!!!

Bro u see how tight his pants is.
Yeah man he sniffing muffins!

sniffing muffins by reallkeeper25/8 October 18, 2012

Scrubbing Muffins 

Another term for scissoring; two vaginas making out.

Do you think those two chicks are just friends or scrubbing muffins?

Scrubbing Muffins by BeeebTeam March 21, 2020

Bricks or Muffins 

Also known as Emmel Vor, Brickz wah Muffinz or Stones or Cookies.

This game can result in serious injury please do not attempt to play it, some people might not find it funny yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, it is where you get bricks and muffins, walk up to some random and ask what they want thrown at them.

It always results in the person getting pelted with brickz.

A game of brickz wah muffinz:

B or M players: BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ??

Randomer: WTF

B or M player: What do you want thrown at your nut, BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ?

Randomer: MUFFINS!!

B or M: I can't hear you? Bricks or muffins?

Randomer: Muffins

B or M: What? Bricks?

Randomer: No, muffins.

B or M: Hearin ya loud and clear jm, every1 seems to choose bricks these days!

(Randomer gets pelted with bricks.)

Randomer: Ang.

(Group eat muffins)

Bricks or Muffins by KatnuttKATASTROPHE January 4, 2009

Lose your muffins 

To be agitated to a point of hysteria.

"Calm down, Werner! You can't do anything about your favorite team losing the championship game. Don't lose your muffins over it."

Lose your muffins by silvermoons October 5, 2009

Muffining 

Going down to the cafeteria in the morning and watching someone toast an English Muffin.

Do you want to go muffining at 10:00, or should we wait?

Muffining by MASO1 May 23, 2008

muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.

Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !

muffindamule by Muffindamule October 2, 2006

bump muffins 

A phrase describing any female-female sexual position where the vulva of each female are bumped and rubbed against the other. May also be used to describe lesbian sex, even though not all lesbian sex entails vulva-to-vulva stimulation; similar to "knocking boots" being used to describe sex in general.

I'd like to watch my wife bump muffins with Kate Beckinsale.

bump muffins by fragglecock March 10, 2011