Molesterol 

Molesterol is a substance in your body that increases or decreases depending on the amount of molestation/molesting you experience throughout your life.

Having a high amount can lead to many complex psychological issues, and even make you dependent on the substance. Thus making you a harvester of molesterol.

In order to harvest molesterol, you must
A: Unwillingly encounter a molester.
or
B: molest.

Example 1:
"Hey, Günther, quit molesting me. My molesterol levels are getting too high and I risk becoming dependent, like you."

Example 2:
"Hansel! Get over here you cute little morsel, I have some candy for you. Just... Get in the van and we'll make a nice pie brimming with mol... I mean cholesterol."

Molesterol by Mr. Marcooler July 24, 2014

mostestest 

when you love someone more than anyone else, they mean the most to you.

no word can be bigger than it.

“I love you the most”
“I love you the mostest”
“Too bad. I love you the mostestest”

mostestest by floweregui December 18, 2017

Air Molesters

Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.

Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.

Air Molesters by spideyskin May 25, 2021

animal molester 

A fucked up person who rapes animals

Yeah, some animal molester just fucked my pet snake

animal molester by Deez p money June 29, 2015

molesterstache 

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.

"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."

molesterstache by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

molester mobile 

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.

oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!

molester mobile by sandspit September 17, 2007

mistexterstanding 

lose of meaning or inflection in a text message

thats not what i meant, it was just a mistexterstanding.

mistexterstanding by boodle5000 May 31, 2009