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Cereal Monogamist 

A person who eats the same cereal every day through the course of several boxes.
Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."

That's a cereal monogamist.
Cereal Monogamist by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

momogamous 

momogamous - having only one baby daddy for all biological children
I am a momogamous Catholic woman seeking one special baby daddy to father a herd.
momogamous by The Wendolyne November 8, 2021

monogalust 

(noun) 1. a condition of intense or unrestrained sexual craving to have a single sexual partner during a period of time

2. an overwhelming desire to get married to every person on which one has macked
After she hooked up with that dude last night, she is all full of monogalust for him today.

That chick looking at Tiffany engagement rings has a bad case of monogalust.

Nonogamous 

The state of being single/alone with no intention of committing to anyone in the near future. One can choose to date or abstain from dating while being nonogamous, as long as there is no commitment made to anyone else.
I don't have girlfriend issues because I'm nonogamous.
Nonogamous by giggz March 11, 2017

monogaymous 

Monogamous, but only for homosexuals.
After dating for a while, Chad and Javier decided to make their relationship a monogaymous one.
monogaymous by Dave K. January 12, 2008