Maryland 

I was born in Maryland, live there, and have lived there all my life; I don't like crabs or seafood. How fucking ironic is that???

Yeah i agree with you all. Baltimore IS one big ghetto.

Oh, by the way, our state motto is not "free state" that's one of our nicknames. Our motto is "manly deeds, womanly words" or "strong actions, gentle words". seriously. I'm not kidding, look it up.

Maryland: the finest state around when it comes to crabs, seafood, sailing and lots of other stuff.

Maryland by futuretrucker January 23, 2005

maryland 

like some others, its 2 states in 1. the west is like pennsylvania or new york, with the big baltimore/dc urban area; the east is filled with corn fields and is more like a hickish southern region; the oasis in the east is ocean city, which is like the jersey shoreline, not hickish like virginia beach; maryland's chesapeake bay is the world's diritiest waterway

baltimore maryland and the maryland eastern shore are like 2 different states

maryland by StatesDude March 31, 2004

Maryland 

i live in maryland, so i know what im talking about. blue state bc of baltimore and pg county, but republican in the crazy rich counties. its not southern (except for in the very southern counties and the eastern shore). annapolis - a drinking town with a sailing problem. the annapolitan uniform is khaki pants, a navy blazer, and docksiders (no socks). middies are the dates du jour for all the high school girls in the annapolis area. all those middies running around downtown are a beautiful sight to see! most marylanders dont have an accent, except b-more (hun) and the eastern shore (m r ducks). bmore - truly ghetto but we love it anyways. yay for seafood! if you dont play lacrosse in elementary and high school, you might as well not live in maryland (especially in Anne Arundel County).

rich suburbs, ghetto city, hick farmlands, we got it all!

Maryland by tralala September 14, 2005

maryland 

To the moron who wrote the first definiton... DC ISN"T IN MARYLAND!!!! Take first grade geography before you post about something you are completely ignorant of.

Maryland is about crabs, beer, and football in that order. Enough said...

JERSEY boy: "Hey MD sucks!"

Maryland boy: Kicks JERSEY Boy in the nuts and says, "Nice Blowout faggot, go back to your garbage state and stop coming to our schools."

NY Boy: "Hey leave him alone."

Maryland Boy: Kicks NY Boy in his nuts and says, "That goes for you too!"

maryland by CrabsBeerFootball December 29, 2007

maryland 

ok, i was reading these definitions and i came to the conclusion that i have never heard anyone in my life say P-Town what a loser (Bamma 4 life). That was definitley not cool.

1. Everyone needs to stop referring to Maryland as "ghetto". Most people in Maryland are from Middle-Class America. Whether it be from lower or upper its still Middle.

2. Maryland is not just Annapolis or any other cracker-county or city you can think of. Where you eat crabs and sail on yatchs and love the Navy.

3. Maryland is divided up into 3 parts. DC Metro (PG,Montgomery,Northern Virginia also and maybe Fredrick county), Baltimore (Anne Arundel,Charles,Howard, Calvert,) and anything else that nobody wants to claim.

4. Even though Prince Georges county might be "ghetto" there is alot of contrast even in that county. You have the extremely rich and you have the 9th Ward (DC's Annex). P.G County is the richest black county in the Nation. Look it up.

5. Marylanders do not have accents. We just cant pronnounce the letter "R". Its Murrland. Drop that "Y" also thats how we can tell your from the north.

Maryland is one of the better states that was adopted into the union.

maryland by Qu.Great November 16, 2006

Maryland 

This state has everything beach, mountains,grass. It has the fourth best county in the country. HOCO (Howard County)
CRABS!! If you don't eat crabs then you don't belong. It's sub not hoagie, its hon not... well its just hon. Ocean City is the best beach but dirtiest town. Columbia is Prep capital of the world not to mention the is 12 High schools in the 3rd smallest county in the state.(Howard) Has the hottest girls at a university, Towson Baby!! No i don't go there but its nice to know. So move to the best state in the country its like a mini American to think of it!

Maryland rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Go Hammond Golden Bears!!!!!!!!!!Huntington Ma'Fuckas!!!!!!!!!!

Maryland by MistaMcVicka June 14, 2007

Maryland 

I live in Maryland. It's the best state. I don't care what anybody says, it's a Southern state! We have Southern chains like Waffle House and Hardee's and Family Dollar. Some people in Maryland also talk like Southerners.

Maryland's largest city is Baltimore. Its capital city is Annapolis. It has a population of about 5,633,000. It is almost divided in two by the Chesapeake Bay, which stops around Havre de Grace. This waterway is the dividing line from the western and eastern shores. Some people say the Susquehanna River is the unofficial northern part of this line.

Maryland is known for crabs. People make them every year. They also have Old Bay seasoning. Ocean City is a popular beach on the Atlantic coast. The Eastern Shoe is very different from other part of the state. Central Maryland has the Baltimore-Washington Metropolitan Area. It includes Howard, Montgomery, and Prince George's counties, which are just big collections of suburbs. Out west is the Appalachian Mountains.

Maryland has the Baltimore Ravens (who I don't really care for) and the Baltimore Orioles. The Washington Redskins, my favorite team, plays in Landover.

Maryland is a very diverse state. I live in Harford County, which is diverse itself. It's a mixture of farms and suburbs.

Maryland is the best! I like their crabs and all the places they have to offer.

Maryland by johnson4 December 23, 2009