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Iron Man 

An amazing superhero with amazing powers.
Iron man has my brospect.
Iron Man by #Chubb Muffins May 9, 2019

I am Iron Man

Tony Stark's last words before he snapped his fingers in Avengers Endgame that made your mom cry, your dad cry, your sister cry, your cousin cry, and the whole world cry.
"I am inevitable." Thanos snaps and looks at his gauntlet like oh shit. He proceeds to looks at Tony who's like 'FUCK YOU' and Tony says, "I am iron man" Then sis snapped harder than Miley Cyrus in 2013.

Iron Man 

His real name is Tony Stark. Now you know his secret. Bwahahahahaaaaaa*cough**cough*hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!
Damn that Iron Man foiled my attempt to rule the world! He raided my hidden fortress and blasted my Super Destructo Laser Thingy before I could test it on Canada.
Iron Man by Dr. Doom May 30, 2004

Iron Man 

He died in end game, what caused trauma to all the marvel fans
Marvel fan: *sees end game* *sees Iron Man die* Oh no! I have a trauma!
Marvel fan 2: haha! And it isn't over yet!
Iron Man by WeirdWeirdo@_@ March 28, 2022

iron man 

Yes, in the fashion of using superhero names for methods of further degrading women, there is a way to "iron man dat hoe." Here are the steps to do so.
1) find a good size jar to keep your cum in.
2) fill it. this may take days.
3) put it in the fridge.
4) pour it on a women's chest. when it dries and hardens, you've officially "iron manned dat hoe".
(In a non-existant Soulja boy remix):

"Crank dat soulja boy den iron man dat hoe."
iron man by Thu Kang-A-Lang May 11, 2008

Iron Man 

He creates his own infinity gauntlet and dies in avengers endgame. Then, Captain America goes back in time and becomes old, well Sam Wilson becomes the new captain America
He was Iron Man
Iron Man by Nightwingma10 April 24, 2019