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specu-lying 

Making a false statement with deliberate intent to deceive, but based on a theory that may actually be true. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 ("Rom-Traum").
George-Michael Bluth: I think you were right. They were together in Mexico, and that's why my dad has been weird with me.

Maeby Fünke: Wow, I was just specu-lying.
George-Michael Bluth: Well, you nailed it, Buttons.
specu-lying by biggs33 June 12, 2018

Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her. 

Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.
The 16th student is... Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell 

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.
Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

Laying Some Pipe 

When a man is giving it hard to his female lover in any of the multiple sexual positions.
Dude 1: "Hey did you hear I was laying some pipe doggie style with Susie last night?"

Dude 2: "No way I have wanted to hit that for months now."

Laying Some Pipe by Excelsior0509 December 12, 2007

laying screws

Also can be said to be laying the screws to somebody.
This is the act of screwing the everlasting piss out of another human being, usually untill one or both participants can't stand or remember the date, name, etc. Usually done when in missionary or doggystlye, and usually said to be done to a girl.
-Also see railed
Guy1: I was laying screws to that girl all night.
Guy2: Everybody laid the screws to that whore.
laying screws by Rabbit01 July 21, 2008

Ding-a-ling Shaker 

Is a male who shakes another mans penis while he pees.
While the man urinated, the ding-a-ling shaker assisted the man by shaking the excess pee droplets from his penis.
Ding-a-ling Shaker by TRCMC4L March 18, 2021