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sheet lifting jammie ghost 

Me: What the hell?

Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up

fizzy lifting drink 

The best damn drink in the Chocolate Factory.
If you're feeling low, have a sip of the fizzy lifting drink. You'll feel great. Just don't hit the ceiling.
Lifting:

1. Picking up, or hauling an object.

2. Moving something from it's resting state by force.

3. Working out, such as using Free-weights (dumbells) or machines to perform an-aerobic exercises to build muscle strength and endurance.
Man, lifting weights all day sure did that boy up.

I can't wait until school gets out so I can go lift.

It's so boring here, I wish I could go do some lifting.
Lifting by Chris Fussman November 5, 2006

painful and long-lasting election 

The 2008 American Presidential election
Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.
Synonym for stealing usually in reference to pickpocketing
"Where did you get that"
"Got it off some guy on the corner"
"Have you been lifting "
"No, bought it honest"

e-lifting 

A technique for getting stuff for free online. To e-lift, start by picking out a company that sells products with a wide range of prices. Then, buy one of their cheapest products. When the product arrives, complain to a customer service rep. They will at least offer to replace the product at no additional charge. Most of the time, they will send you a new product AND refund the original purchase. After all, they don't want their seller rating dragged down over one of their cheapest products. Once in a while they will refund the purchase, send you a new product, and let you keep the original supposedly messed up product.

Warnings: Usually works, but doesn't work every time, so don't use it for anything that you wouldn't probably have bought anyway.
A man goes e-lifting some new sunglasses. He finds a company that sells $50 boots and a 3pack of sunglasses for $6.99. Knowing a customer service rep won't jam him up over a set of sunglasses for $2 each when they also sell boots for $50, he orders 2 sets glasses. When they arrive, he complains to a customer service rep that . Not wanting to have their rating lowered over their cheapest product, they offer to send him 2 new sets for free, refund the original order, and let him keep the "defective" products.
e-lifting by schnappoulop October 17, 2012