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dirty lemonade stand 

It's like a creampie but with pee instead of cum.
Guy 1: bro Ms. R let me do the dirty lemonade stand on her last night.

Guy 2: Nice man im gonna try that on Rosalina tonight.

albertan lemonade stand 

A gas station. Serving Alberta’s sweet nectar (oil).
Eh bud! I’m runnin low on juice. Can we stop at the Albertan Lemonade Stand up the road?

The Ol' Lemonade Stand 

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.

Montana Lemonade Stand

When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.
Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.

louisiana lemonade stand 

when a guy ties his girl up in bed, stuffs a bannana in her mouth, then urinates on her head.
my girl was nagging me all day so I gave her a Louisiana lemonade stand last night to shut her up.

broken down lemonade stand 

when a woman stands over a man and extracts vaginal juice and pours it on the mans eyebrows

very similar to the rusty iron bullet
Dude that chick was so crazy she asked me to do the broken down lemonade stand, my eyebrows were disgusting for weeks