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Someone very weak and stupid, the only reason they exist is to mop floors and clean mugs.
I saw a keanu in the cafeteria today
Keanu by keanusgirlfriendhuayi August 27, 2021
keanu is a guy that’s very beautiful, he has ocean blue eyes (you fall in love with them in one second), the most beautiful smile you have ever seen and a character that’s incredible. If you have a keanu as boyfriend your the happiest person in the word. he is always there for you and care about you a lot. he wants that you’re always ok and nothing is wrong. he can also be very protective, if another guy grabs you or do something bad you know that keanu is fixing that for you. so if you know a keanu make sure you hold him als long as possible because he’s the meaning of perfekt
Keanu by djwic818hs November 21, 2021
Keanu the Weirdo. Calls himself beautiful and is mean. Sits all day playing Minecraft Hypixel Bedwars
Guy1:did you know that Keanou is actually set up to be the second ever double rainbow prestige player in hypixel history?
Guy2:WOAH WHAT REALLY??Keanu??? I thought there were five others already?
Keanu by jayjgamer123 November 26, 2021
Person 1: hey, you seen Keanu?

Person 2: nah, jen got him.
Keanu by Ilikegingerbreadman December 24, 2021
He’s the worst most backstabbing person in history. Never trust a Keanu
Girl 1: he called me a bitch even though he said ily first smh

Girl 2: he is such a Keanu fr (forreal)
Keanu by I_heart_hotmoms.com February 27, 2022
is a little 15-year old who likes older women because he has mommy issues
"mommy" " ew stop being a keanu"
Keanu by eastkanye March 8, 2022