Judgement-Nut 

To bust a nut so fast and hard, that it cuts through space-time.

M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*

F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."

Judgement-Nut by InDedede July 3, 2022

The first judgement 

A judgement your parents make when they meet your new boyfriend/girlfriend.

Jenny:Michael you better prepare yourself when you come to meet my parents.

Michael:okay babe i will make sure the first judgement your parents make of me is good.

The first judgement by Just insaiyan November 2, 2013

come like judgement day

To orgasm twice in one session.

Found originally in the book "House of Leaves".

It didn't take long before we were under the covers and coming like judgement day.

come like judgement day by The Grammar Nazi June 27, 2002

𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝phobia 

The fear of breathing so fast your brain judges you and sentences you to death (most likely by masturbation)

Person a: why do you keep trying to breathe so slowly?
Person b: because I'm afraid of my brain judging me...
Person a: so you have 𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝phobia?

𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝phobia by Clearly not Diavolo March 31, 2021

Judgement Day 

21 kid comes back for revenge for calling him stupid

9/10/21 is today
no way bro

It's judgement day guys!!!1

Judgement Day by dumbbluebird September 10, 2021

judgement day (us office episode) 

the deleted episode of the office, in which michael is insecure about his new suit, and tries to jump out the building because of it. this episode has since been deleted after a law suit with the office (uk) and the cast has been banned from talking on it. therefore there is a lot of debate around the episode, but yes, the judgement day episode is real.

man i wish id watched judgement day (us office episode)..
whats judgement day (us office episode) ??

only the best deleted office episode ever !!!

judgement day (us office episode) by judgementdayofficeusisreal December 14, 2022

crow of judgement 

Crow of Judgement is a meme often used as a reaction image of judgment and disapproval. It is also captioned and changed to fit different scenarios.

Meme:

-wanna order a Pizza?
+I don't eat cheese!
-(sends a meme picture of a judgmental looking crow, under the picture written: "Crow of Judgement")

*Unfortunately Giphy didn't have the meme in their archive! I wish I could upload a picture myself.

crow of judgement by anonymous November 9, 2021