Jordanette 

A sloppy wet male part.
more commonly seen after sex.

last night i had a jordanette

Jordanette by Mary Burgess February 9, 2009

Jordantardbag 

A guy called Jordan who is also a retard and a douchebag

No that is a Jordantardbag

Jordantardbag by Acid Am Sick November 30, 2011

Jordaniel 

someone who’s superiority is unlike that of any other being. their only flaw is their addiction to hentai and roblox

do you know Jordaniel?
isn’t he that guy who doesn’t shut the fuck up about hentai and roblox?

Jordaniel by J O R D A N I E L June 1, 2020

Jordaned 

When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.

Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!

Jordaned by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017

jordanmessi16

An Ozzie that moved to Finland and is very bad at fortnite

Hi Jordanmessi16

jordanmessi16 by Elexxis October 23, 2018

jordanie 

Is the best person anyone can ask for in life she’s the best mother anyone can ask for she cares for you and love you

Jordanie is the best mom ever

jordanie by Marsy January 6, 2019

Jordanweatherman 

Dumbass

An undeducated, idiot is also known as a jordanweatherman

Jordanweatherman by Webster.org March 18, 2019