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Levi Johnston 

The white trash high school dropout father of Sarah Palin's out-of-wedlock grandchild. Mr. Johnston is currently estranged from Palin's daughter Bristol Palin and is negotiating a photo shoot to display his weiner on Playgirl.com.
I asked Bristol Palin what she every saw in Levi Johnston. She replied "well, mainly his Moose Meat. He has a really big one, you know. Just wait until you see it on Playgirl.com."
Levi Johnston by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2009
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Drake Johnston 

A kid who has a man fetish on a hottie named Scott.
That guy is man fetish not gay he must be Drake Johnston

Jake johnston 

A social media influencer who LOVES his supporters of multiple years. He would never dare to block them and his twitch mods are probably the nicest people on earth.
Jake Johnston did not block me on Twitter yesterday, he is so nice.
Jake johnston by alicecull3n May 20, 2021

jack johnston 

when the shousy liquid comes out of your nose and goes back into the shoe
when the boys do a shoey he did a jack Johnston

jake johnston 

It’s ok, what you’re going through right now triumphs my ass. You are a man and you are strong. You got this, man. U da man as they say. Crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, I love you . rock on 🤘
It’s ok, what jake johnston is going through right now triumphs my ass. jake is a man and he are strong. jake’s got this, man. jake da man as they say. crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, i love jake . rock on 🤘

Birk Johnston 

A super hot kid 🥵 who has a six pack
OMG dude you are such a Birk Johnston!

sabrina johnston 

my gf who I luv sm <3
sabrina johnston, my fav fag
sabrina johnston by brain.ded333 March 18, 2022