johnnie girl 

A girl that's laid back and hella awesome.

Damn there goes Johnnie girl, Ima hit that and not quit it.

johnnie girl by Thatbitchchick December 22, 2016

Johnnie 

A drunk asshole who gets pulled over at 108 mph and loses his job all over his ex gf

Don't be a Johnnie

Johnnie by Cheeko February 10, 2017

Stop N' Shop Johnnie 

A very crazy dirty hobo that picks through trashcans, talks to everyone and gives useless advice. He also walks with a limp due to getting hit by a mack truck. you can find him walking the streets of hull and hingham, and at any liquor stores in that area. He also claims that he lives on the moon and gets there on a space monkey.

Stop N' Shop Johnnie digs through trash in the hingham/hull area on a daily basis.

Stop N' Shop Johnnie by herpegonasifilus420 December 5, 2009

Dear Johnned 

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

Dear Johnned by SammyBree July 21, 2013

Johnnie 

A super goofy girl who can make taking a picture like a pro look like a baby messing with a camera. You will never take your eyes off of her when she's around. And you'll be glad u have her in your life

Man I love Johnnie so much

Johnnie by Arcanoffirw October 5, 2017

Johnnie 

A Johnnie is a very gay individual who likes dick in their booty hole, they also tend to say things that they never act on, they like to go for the fattest and ugliest bitches, they also have the worst taste in women and have extremely low standards. Their dick will literally go into anything that has a hole. Johnnies typically see themselves as tough and healthy, but in reality they are lazy fucking slobs who don’t do shit but a play games on their consoles and have dad bodies around the age of 16 and above. Johnnies are also insecure about themselves cause of past relationships and rejections from females who have better to do with their lives. A johnnie is basically a feminine version of John they also tend to have vaginas so don’t be surprised if a johnnie tells you he has a esthetically large cock and you end up seeing a vagina. Overall a johnnie is just an L.

Is that a johnnie over there I bet you he has a vagina

Johnnie is so insecure nowadays he lies so much about his life

Johnnie never works out anymore just sits at home and plays games and fingers himself and smells it after

Johnnie by Shadiiii April 29, 2019

moll and johnnie 

(formerly) secret derogatory term used to describe a colored person (derived from the Italian mulignone)

I cant stand those gi-rilleys, in private I call em every name in the book, but in public I have to be a bit more diplomatic, so I refer to them as moll and johnnies, and they are so stupid, they dont know what I'm talking about...

moll and johnnie by the gabba goul January 8, 2005