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He is fat, gets no girls, has very ugly skin, has chapped lips. Johnathan is a type of boy you’ll want out of your life, he acts white
You will never want a Johnathan in your life
Johnathan by Very honest May 21, 2018
Johnathan- That one person in any group who just don't know how to chill out or to stop with the joke's.
Bro Greg is such a Johnathan he kept blowing up my messenger with some memes.
Johnathan by Grimreaper738 April 20, 2019
A guy known from all girls to have a enormous dick and knows how to use it very well
Johnathan is someone who i wish i had as a "friend"
Johnathan by FrosTsXNINEall February 15, 2020
the flamboyant introvert he typically prefers to be in his room gaming or with a small group of about 2 people ,he’s a true genshin and valorant pro who chooses to lead his life with sarcasm and misanthropy, tends to get racist if you mislead him
Omg Johnathan! You came out of your Room!
Johnathan by Daryl kidney November 23, 2021
Texting
Hey, you know that guy Johnathan?
You mean Jonathan, you fucking twat?
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Johnathan by ThatGuyWhoKnowsStuff September 6, 2014
He is the most ugliest butthead on earth. He smells like fish and bologna. He likes to eat poop because he thinks it will make him a stronger man. Do not trust a johnathan, he will steal your heart and your car for some hotdogs.
Ewww is that Johnathan, he looks like squidward from spongebob.