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Romantic Intervention 

A Romantic Intervention is often made around 11pm, and usually from a bathroom.. and is done when a person desperately calls or text messages the person he/she hopes to receive the romantic intervention from in an insane effort to head off a possibly catastrophic but now unavoidable sexual situation.. Romantic Interventions are desperately futile and most are made when the person needing intervention is hopelessly trapped and often in their underwear.
(rrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg)!PPPPlease pick up Paula......i need a Romantic intervention...fast!
Romantic Intervention by DaynaS March 20, 2008

Jealousy Intervention

When you lose weight, a friend or group of friends feel bad about themselves and try to fatten you up to make themselves feel better.
Bertha: Kim, are you gonna eat anymore? I'm making you a sandwich, I'm doing this is for you, we're not leaving til you eat this.

Kimberly: Stop it Bertha, I'm fine, your just mad because I lost the holiday weight and you didn't. This isn't for me this is a Jealousy Intervention.
Jealousy Intervention by Gmonayy November 18, 2011

Conversation Killer Intended 

What you say in parenthesis to purposely end a conversation with a conversation killer. words like "LOL, Yeah, Cool, Yup, Ok"
Annoying Guy: I just beat World Of Warcraft
Guy: Cool. (Conversation Killer Intended)

No Fun Intended

When you're caught doing something in class out of boredom and the teacher thinks your trying have a good time.
Mrs. Apple: Jack! Stop banging your fingers on the table!

Jack: Whoa, Mrs. Apple, there was no fun intended

copyright infringement intended 

What bad motherfuckers put in their video descriptions on YouTube to stick the proverbial middle finger of insurrection right in those copyright bastard’s faces.
Stanley: “Hey, I just uploaded Cliff Richard’s ‘The Millennium Prayer’ on YouTube. I wrote ‘copyright infringement intended’ because I’m a rebel against society.”

Reginald: “Dude, that track’s wack anyway. Ain’t like no one gives a damn about no copyright shit neither. Plus, Cliff Richard can suck a fart right out o’ my ass.”
Being into net, though not interrelated
The office uses intenet rather than intranet as close communications media for staff relations.
intenet by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009