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Super Impaled 

Created by its marvelous owner, Lil' John. This magically delicious word is related in a small way to impale. It means to have been stuck to an objects' surface with tremendous force. Using this word has an overwelming backfire on its user when said in a serious conversation and is suggested to only be used while your friends are all horribly inebriated.
"I had the greatest idea about ripping off PS2. The only thing that stands in my way is that damned bar code...its like super-impaled on there"
kevmaster: you idiot
Super Impaled by Lil' John June 9, 2004
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impale means for a guy to fuck another dude in his asshole with his fuck-stick supporting the dude's weight on it.
Chris impaled me on his prong last night!
impale by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021

Grotesque Impalement 

Song by dying fetus. Quite humorous actaully considering the band has little talent outside of wicked guitar solos.
"I Am Lost, Far From The Cross You Stand Before, Filled With Lust, We Are All Filled With Lust, We Want This Whore, Impale Your Flesh, Draped In Darkness, Your Guts Explode And Life Has Ceased Behind Your Eyes, Impalement, And Before, Live No More, Live No More, Overcome By Fever, Malevolent Disgrace, Wretching With Repulsion, Bleeding From The Eyes, Fester With Redemption, Your Blood Begins To Clot, Clogging The Corpulses In Your Mind, Ignoring The Pretention, Wallow In The Rot, Seven Lives Have Come And Gone, The First And The Last, And What Are We Even Here For? Some Twisted, Mindless Game? Or Is God Just Playign Tricks Upon My Brain? The Birth Of Death Begins, And With Your Life It Ends, My World Emmersed In Hate, Destroy What I Creat, Deficate, Choke On My Shit, Urinate, Drown In My Piss, Godless, Hater Of The World, Your Mind Dwells On The Absurd, As I Contemplate Your Horrible Demise, Blood Streams Down Your Face, Drained, Drained Of Life" -Dying Fetus, Grotesque Impalement
Grotesque Impalement by Reed May 5, 2006
A funny way of saying someone has been stabbed by a sharp object.
"Oh look at that. I've been Impaled. Hehehe."
Impaled by Jman6540 November 10, 2021
1.
transfix or pierce with a sharp instrument.
2.display (a coat of arms) side by side with another on the same the same shield, separated by a vertical line.
The impaled arms of her cousin
Impaled by Whostolmahcake November 21, 2021

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Impaled extra service masseuse 

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