I'm on the bus 

Said in two different environments:

1. When commuting on the bus and one is engaged in a mobile phone conversation, it is used to avoid talking loudly about embarrassing topics in a crowd of eavesdropping fellow commuters.

2. When person A is tired, or doesn't see the logic of why person B has called, this can be said to avoid conversation with person B.

1. A: "Hey what did the doctor say about that lump on your balls?"
B: "I'm on the bus."
A: "Oh aight."

2. A: "Hello?"
B: "Hey, will you be hungry in half an hour?"
A: "Aren't I meeting you in half an hour?"
B: "Yeah, but I want to know how hungry you will be."
A: "I'm on the bus. See you soon."

I'm on the bus by Autumnzz August 28, 2008

I'm On One 

Living life to the fullest, and not giving a shit what anyone thinks about how you do it. Even if that means spending all your money on the moments you remember of it.

Example 1
DJ Khaled feat Drake, Rick Ross and Lil wayne

"All I care about is money and the city that i'm from, Imma sip it till I feel it, smoke it 'til it's done.
And I don’t really give a f-ck, and my excuse is that I’m young, And I’m only getting older so somebody shoulda told ya I'M ON ONE"

Example 2
"Yo dog, that girl with you is hot as hell"

"Hell yes bro, I'm on one"

Example 3
theres a few planets made of awesomeness and hot sluts and money...and I'm on one.

I'm On One by germ_53 September 25, 2011

I'm on one 

Same as saying "I'm on a roll". The saying means you’re doing well, you are successful or you are excelling at a task/job/life.

wow you got three promotions in one year!" "yea, I'm on one.

I'm on one by twooni August 15, 2011

i'm on my knees 

when someone really wants something from you.
or
when someone is preparing to give you head

i'm on my knees man, pleease.
or
i'm on my knees~

i'm on my knees by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

I'm On The Edge Of Glory 

When you are on the edge of good stuff

Strong empowered Women: "I'm on the edge of glory."
Wimpy Boy: "That's gay."

I'm On The Edge Of Glory by Be Kind To People ;) March 21, 2019

i'm on antibiotics

Excuse to not constitute in sexual behaviour.
Phrase commonly used to avoid having relations with busted boys.

Man:"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Woman: "Mmmm...I don't think so,Im afraid I'm on antibiotics."

i'm on antibiotics by ElleOh September 1, 2006

I'm on it like Blue Bonnet 

I am working very hard on developing some stuff.

(One's intonation will effect the exact meaning of this... i.e.:)

1. I am overwhelming the issue by investing WAY to much time and energy into it... like WAY too much butter on a muffin.

2. I am doing a CRAPPY job at this... just as blue bonnet is a crappy margarine substitute.

3. I am doing a skimpy job because the job I would do would be crap anyways... just like blue bonnet should be used sparingly. Being crap.

1. "You gonna hit that bitch?" "Oh yeah... she be drunk... I'm ON IT like BLUE BONNET!"

2. "Hey, are you finished photocopying that deposition?" *uncaring* "Uh, yeah, I guess... *sigh* I'm on it.. like blue bonnet"

I'm on it like Blue Bonnet by guava c August 23, 2009