humanist 

Years ago, moronic atheists finally came to the conclusion that everybody hates them. So they made another attempt to relabel themselves hoping that people would overlook their unjustified sense of self-superiority, moral cowardice, and complete irrational garbage.

"Ha, you believe in God? We humanists are smarter than you because we think we are just going to rot in a hole in the ground and that the universe just appeared on it's own one day."

"And that is smart because...?"

"Uh... gay pride?"

"God have mercy on these morons..."

humanist by KingLampshade May 18, 2009

Secular Humanist

An atheist at pains to show that, he too, can live a deep and moral life.

During his long and irrelevant political tangents, my professor called himself a Secular Humanist.

Secular Humanist by Killing Kittens November 2, 2005

The happy humanist 

An allen in a world of kens (barbie movie reference)

A chad feminist who respects women/other minorities , instead of getting brainwashed by collective ignorance.

Though she/he/they get downvotes a lot, they are brave enough to keep standing up against misogynists on UD

An intellectual being, that sees through misogyny, and combats it.

Someone who make women that have been harmed by everyday misogyny. feel safe, without even realizing it.

Person A: some user going by the happy humanist goes against the misogyny on UD even though they get a bunch of downvotes, that’s brave

girl B: OMG I love that person! I hope they get so much positive energy and good karma <33

The happy humanist by #1 Happy humanist fan August 24, 2023

humanist 

A stupid word that was told to us during our religion class. has no actual meaning and isn't relevant to life.

Google the Humanist.

humanist by Jaiden BEllk February 17, 2019

happy humanist 

A very intelligent and evolved person who calls people out on their bullshit and hatred. A person who stands up for human rights and teaches others how to do this. The smartest person on UD.

The Happy Humanist is my new favorite person on the interwebs

happy humanist by PrescientMoon April 25, 2016

Humanisms 

Silly little things most people do. Seeing someone else doing one can make you feel a connection to them, even if you know nothing about them.

That person over there’s bouncing their umbrella back and forth between their knees just like I do… I love humanisms like that.

Humanisms by nickinack December 26, 2022

Humanimalien 

-A weird creature that might be an experiment by combining: human+animal, human+alien, or animal+alien.
-Part of Speech: noun (n)
mutant, transformed, malformed, abnormal

-The scientists worked on an experiment very hard to form an ugly humanimalien.
-When I have a bad hair day, I look like a humanimalien.

Humanimalien by Iknowthisword May 20, 2018