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Verb: to be horny in the morning; to be mentally or physically aroused before getting out of bed. Non-gender specific term, so both men and women can engage in horning.
Look at my roommate with a huge stiffy under his sheets... he is totally horning this morning! Instead of getting out of bed in the morning, she decided to lay there a few extra minutes horning over the boy she met that weekend.
horning by kels83 January 2, 2012

Hormonie 

Because of stress, the pregnant lady was acting overly hormonie.
Hormonie by DJ Beaver April 11, 2009

Hormonitude 

The term used for the excessive hormones and attitude most commonly associated with the tween and teen generation.
"My son's hormonitude is going to be the death of me."
Hormonitude by Rileybug8712 June 25, 2015

hormoniacle 

When your hormones make you a maniac
Oh no! Annice is hormoniacle again!!
hormoniacle by JollyMoose August 20, 2019

Sam Horning 

a stupid fucking faggot that nobody fucking loves including his own mother. Sam Horning is inherently a Neo-Nazi supporting racism and the euthanization of black people.
Buzzing noise homing in on your ears, from a bug or bee
"What's that horming noise?"
horming by Barry Orange October 12, 2012