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Home depot employees 

Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.
Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees
Home depot employees by coal trout November 15, 2019

Home Depot Whore 

A woman who enters a Home Depot, Lowe's, or other home improvement store in order to watch men, and in some cases, act ignorant regarding items in the store in order to receive attention from the men in the store.
That Home Depot Whore says she doesn't know what a hammer is, just so the male staff will surround her with attention.
Home Depot Whore by Me......... March 17, 2011

home depot special 

That girl is a home depot special, she has no ass or tits.
home depot special by theclew January 2, 2011

Home Depot syndrome 

After watching all DIY shows and with no renovations skills at all, you decide to tackle projects around the house. These usually end up as botched or incomplete projects from lack of skill.
The previous owners of my house had Home Depot syndrome and that's why my bathroom floor is wavey.
Home Depot syndrome by Musky94 April 26, 2015

Home Depot Necktie 

A rope noose used for hanging people
The Klansman bragged about giving the black man down the street a home depot necktie for his birthday

Home Depot Hooker 

(noun)
A person usually male, standing at the entrance of Home Depot waiting for someone to stop and offer cash in exchange for work.
As I pulled in to Home Depot I was greeted by a horde of Home Depot Hookers looking for a quick buck.
Home Depot Hooker by Megawatti September 21, 2011