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Happy Hollandaise

When you hire a midget prostitute, dress her up as a Christmas elf, and cum on her face.
"you need to try the Happy Hollandaise special next time we go out"
Happy Hollandaise by Etultra November 17, 2025

Ham,banana,hollandaise meal 

Was created in Yulee, by in the 1750s by Bryan jeffers great great great grandfather
-Yu gon eat dinner?

-nah MA I ain't eating that Ham,banana,hollandaise meal shyt