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Henry Hatrick

Much like the Gordie Howe Hatrick (one goal, one assist, and one fight). The Henry Hatrick applies to a night out at a party or bar, where you at least cry once, puke once, and piss your pants once.
Scott: Hey Gavin did you hear? Jesse scored a Henry Hatrick last night! He cried, puked and pissed his pants!
Gavin: Hahaha typical Jesse
Henry Hatrick by reallydrunktoday October 5, 2008

Kreiner Hat Trick 

In football, when player scores a touchdown and intercepts a pass in the same game, then gives his opponent a post-game consolation blow job in the ultimate display of athletic prowess and sportsmanship. Mustachioed blow jobs are obviously preferred, though they are not necessary to complete the hat trick.
Keanu was so upset after the heart-breaking loss, Evan had no choice but to complete the Kreiner Hat Trick right there in the end zone.
Kreiner Hat Trick by CFL4Life November 26, 2010

perfect hatrick 

to have sex orally anally and vaginally in same sex session
man we went for it last night i scored a perfect hatrick
perfect hatrick by fussyballbag April 21, 2011

Dickson Hat Trick 

When one football player blocks three punts in a single game
Alan Page might have blocked more punts than anyone in NFL history, but he’s never pulled off a Dickson Hat trick

family hat trick 

scoring three times in the same family, on different nets of course
steve: "the two sisters are cute but id do the other one anyway just to finally pull off the legendary family hat trick"
chuck: "you'd be like the ovechkin of destroying families."
steve: "yes, yes i would."
family hat trick by CrispyC August 5, 2009

Velvet Hat Trick 

Three sexual acts performed in the same night. Occasionally ending in dessert.

1. Blowjob/titty fuck to completion

2. Vaginal Sex
3. Anal sex
Hey babe, can I have a Velvet Hat Trick for my birthday?
Velvet Hat Trick by Gatticus July 3, 2018