hallmark drinking game 

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie, take a shot.

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood, take two shots
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood and doesn't have any type of "ethnic" accent, take three shots.

Any time a hallmark movie has a person of color as the main character, drink the whole damn bottle

Dude, we played the Hallmark Drinking game. So sober bro.

hallmark drinking game by kingbumii May 4, 2015

hallmark headlock 

When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.

Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!

hallmark headlock by Steven October 25, 2004

hallmark haunted house 

1/ A very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around.

2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"

friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival?
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why's that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.

hallmark haunted house by gozainagi January 26, 2012

hallmark gay

A person who self identifies as a homosexual, and appears as the picture perfect "gay person"

"Did you see Chris at the Christmas party with his fiancé?"

"Yes they looked like quite the hallmark gays don't you think?"

hallmark gay by Hallmarkgay December 22, 2016

hallmark handsome 

A conventionally good looking guy who should be a catch, but when you get to know him you discover he's boring, with little personality. Usually has chiseled features, short hair, six o'clock shadow. Can be found wearing button down blue shirts, however, there may be some disguised in edgier garb. Do not be fooled. Still Hallmark handsome!

What do you think of Brad?

He's cute and nice but has zero game and you can't talk to him about anything. He's Hallmark handsome.

hallmark handsome by nicolasix December 10, 2019

Watch Hallmark and chill 

To “watch Netflix and chill” except with an old grandma

I’d love to watch Hallmark and chill with Betty White!

Geez bro she is ancient, she’d be dry as the Sahara desert

Watch Hallmark and chill by Maiguoren Gary October 27, 2017

gwendolyn jean hallmark 

an amazing, funny, kind, adorable, caring, and sexy (hehe) person. gwen can light up everyone’s world with just a single smile, she’s very special and if you have a girl like her in your life you should treasure her forever.

she’s a very intelligent person, and has eyes that sparkle whenever she smiles. she’s truly a beautiful person, inside and out.

wow! gwendolyn jean hallmark is so adorable

gwendolyn jean hallmark by chyperyoongs June 15, 2018