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Grove City 

A small town in western PA. The population of this hell hole takes the term "neo conservative" to unspeakable extremes, and contains within itself the largest "presbyterian caucasian-anyone else" ratio ever possible.

Anyone unfortunate enough to end up in the God-forsaken horrible place is slowly falling down a deep, dark abyss of stupidiy and narrow-mindedness. Since the inhabitants of Grove City are falling down a bottomless pit, they will all die of starvation and go to hell, where they all belong.
You're voting for Bush just because John Kerry insignificantly mispronouned a Bible verse? Holy hell, he's a presidential candidate, not a fucking priest. You're so Grove City.
Grove City by the minority November 8, 2004
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Grove City 

A small town in western Pa which, despite what everyone else thinks, is not 100% white christians. Nor do we all have Klan uniforms. While we are mostly republican, there are many democrats in town.
Guy {after actually visiting GC}: Hey, Grove City isnt the shitty place everone thinks it is.
Grove City by William M. W. Turner September 5, 2008

grove mash

The Mashing of or planned mashing of ones grove
Guy 1: Yo is this your boy right here?
Guy 2: YEAH this is my boy son - he crazy WE WILL GROVE MASH YOU
Guy 1: both yall gonna get clapped up when I get back
grove mash by Bobus June 4, 2007

Grove Oklahoma 

The trailor park capital of the world. Every dumb white trash hick wants to live there.
Hick: "Oh my god. We're in trailer park heaven."

Red neck: "No jimmy--even better. Were in Grove Oklahoma!"
Grove Oklahoma by Ceerra January 10, 2009

Grove City 

Adjective used to describe an oppressively religious and/or narrowminded person or idea.

Inspired by the small college in Grove City, Pennsylvania, which has consistantly ranked among the top five schools in the nation (according to Princeton Review) for having the most caucasian student body, the least viable social life, least accepting of alternative lifestyles, and most holy student body.
So your roommate's gay, big deal. Don't be so Grove City.
Grove City by bmovierat October 28, 2004
A "Grove Rat" is a person living in the poor Southeast Dallas Inner city neighborhoods known collectively as Pleasant Grove. The term came about first due to a violent city motorcycle gang which started in the 60's the "Grove Rats" which use to hang out near Bruton Terrace near Samuell High School.

The term was first widley used in the 80's due to the living conditions of Pleasant Grove slums where many Rats live and that a Rat would do anything to survive, as in, a human "Grove Rat" would also do anything also to survive.
Man, ain't nothing but a bunch of Grove Rats live off of St. Augustine Road.
Grove Rat by jiiiss September 1, 2017

Grove City 

A small town in Western Pennsylvania, which is home to Grove City Cult - also known as Grove City College. The purpose of a college or university is to educate and help people develop character. Therefore, it is necessary to provide diversity and different perspectives in your learning. At Grove City College, surrounded by ignorant, self-centered, naive, and narrow-minded staff, students, and faculty, you’ll be lucky to experience something outside of the white-conservative-Presbyterian culture. The saddest thing is that they do not want to change and are happy with the way they run things. And they call themselves Christians, trying to represent the kingdom of heaven?!?
Grover: Hey Sally, you going to come over to the student union to celebrate Ronald Reagan's Birthday with me?!? The college helped us with throwing our 16th Annual Birthday Bash!
Sally: I'm there dude!
Lonely Minority: (to himself) Funny...Martin Luther King Jr's Birthday and Black History month haven't even been mentioned or celebrated for the last 4 years...leave it up to the Grove City Cult
Grove City by Lonely Minority February 19, 2009